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Spaz Attack 3 preview(Star wars theme tune starts playing)
Narrator: In a world... far from ours... two heroes must save the day from evil... and evil so bad that not even super cabbage can stop them... this evil is- (record scratch)
Holly: (opens fridge) Jack... Jack! (pauses) JACK!
Jack: (off stage) WHAT!!!???
Holly: ......... We're out of mushrooms.
Jack: ... Again?
Jack: ... Damn.
Narrator: Spaz Attack... THE THIRD! Coming to a word document near you!
Holly: Okay, whose the wise guy who stuffed the cat in the garbage again? Seriously, guys, it was funny the first five times but after the one thundreth time, I think it would be about time to stop and think of a better joke. One that does not involve stuffing my distressed and paranoid cat into a bin...
HollyXScar p1"Come on, follow me!" Seren pulled Holly along the streets. Holly did not know where she was taking her until she found herself in a strange town centre. "This is Treasure Town!" Seren said, triumphantly. Ashton started explaining where certain places were and Holly nodded.
"Well, you should shop for some stuff just to be sure so meet us back at the guild," Ashton said. Holly nodded. She started walking off until she ran into a large pokemon, an electabuzz.
"HEY!" the electabuzz growled. "Watch it."
"You watch it!!!" Holly growled but was thrown to the side. The electabuzz then shocked her with electricity and she yelled in pain and could only wait for it to stop until she heard a voice.
"Oi! Leave her alone!"
Holly looked up to see a zangoose standing infront of her.
"Get lost, Scar. This is none of your business," the electabuzz growled.
"Do you want to fight?"
The electabuzz growled but walked off. The zangoose, Scar then turned back to Holly.
Holly glared up at him. "Ju
Spaz attack THE SEQUEL(In the club house...)
Holly: Hmmm... (twiddling pencil about)
Georgina: (walks up to her) What are you doing?
Holly: Trying to think of a script for the new Spaz Attack.
Georgina: Spaz Attack? You mean that crappy script about William trying to blow up the moon?
Holly: The very same.
Georgina: But why?
Holly: I dunno, I just want to make a series out of it.
Georgina: Hmmm... Well, how about something like this? (picks up pencil and begins to write on blank sheet of paper)
(Opening credits roll and true story begins in town)
Cathy: I'm bored. Loren has mysteriously disappeared.
Loren: (appears out of nowhere) Cathy, help me!
Loren: I SOLD MY SANITY ON EBAY AND NOW THE PERSON WHO BOUGHT IT WILL NOT GIVE IT BACK!
Cathy: Well, its your fault for selling it.
Loren: Help me!!!
Cathy: Fine. I know someone who can help.
(In club house, Jack and Holly are playing chess.)
Holly: WHAT!!?? No. You lie.
Jack: The board does not lie, Holly.
Holly: I DEMAND A RECOUNT!!!
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